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| Girl: | I'm having heart surgery today. |
| Boy: | I know. |
| Girl: | I love you! |
| Boy: | I love you more! |
| *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.* | |
| Girl: | Where is he? |
| Dad: | Don't you know who gave you the heart? |
| Girl: | (Starts crying) |
| Dad: | I'm just kidding he went to the bathroom. |
And now you know where the epiglottis is.
Minimal Movie Poster - “The Name is Khan. Khan From The Epiglottis.” - My Name is Khan (2010)
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O m f g ScreamingThe Titanic theme played on the recorder.
Oh my god, my stomach hurts I’m laughing so hard.
FUCK YOU, SAD FEELINGS. THIS CHEERED ME RIGHT UP LMFAO
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